Chicago native Jay Washington breaks down why he officially retired from drinking boba tea after a "surprise" encounter that felt like a scene from Child's Play. He also explores the hazards of aging in LA, from the strict "two times around" parking rule to why Minute Maid juice is basically just instant diabetes for anyone over 30.
Comic: Jay Washington | https://instagram.com/mrjaywashington/
We are the comedian's comedy show. Live sets filmed monthly in sunny Santa Monica, CA. 15 minute specials released weekly.
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00:00 – The Designated Black Representative
00:32 – Chicago vs. California "Cold"
01:27 – The "Two Times Around" Parking Rule
02:52 – Parking is a Text Message, Not a Call
03:09 – Parking Scares Away Dates
04:19 – Black Don't Crack (Unless You’re Ashy)
05:08 – Whole Milk is a Young Man's Game
06:04 – Minute Maid Juice & Instant Diabetes
07:11 – Performance vs. Lifestyle
07:24 – Trying Boba Tea for the Last Time
08:50 – Apologizing to My Ex Because of Boba
09:43 – Food Shouldn't Ejaculate in Your Mouth
10:00 – Chipotle Workers Who Care Too Much
11:03 – "It Doesn't Come Out Your Paycheck!"
Produced by
Damon Biviano
Anna Kuenzler
Ricky Winkeller
Presented by
Nomadic Creations www.NomadicCreations.com
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