Pat Quinn gets real about the "life-changing" experience of using a bidet in Europe for the first time and why it felt like someone was "spitting in his ass." From a terrifying childhood encounter with an air conditioner repairman that triggered his OCD to the bizarre difference between how men and women treat each other on Instagram, Pat breaks down the anxiety of modern life.
Comic: Pat Quinn | https://instagram.com/impatquinn/
We are the comedian's comedy show. Live sets filmed monthly in sunny Santa Monica, CA. 15 minute specials released weekly.
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00:00 – Traveling across Europe for 3 months
00:29 – Using a Bidet for the first time
01:37 – Heroin and Bidet Addictions
02:04 – K-Pop vs. Telling Your Dad to Go to Bed
02:50 – What I thought gay guys did with squirt guns
03:06 – OCD stands for "Obsessive Cool Dick"
03:36 – Counting cracks on cobblestone streets
04:26 – My OCD journey started with an AC repairman
05:15 – Checking if my parents were breathing at 17
06:17 – Hiding behind a curtain like a ghost
07:43 – Why yard work is "pretty gay"
08:00 – Dating 70-year-olds on the apps
08:34 – Why it feels nice when a gay guy hits on you
09:10 – Being a "hot piece of bread with butter"
09:39 – Why guys are mean to their friends in person
10:56 – Why girls are mean to their friends behind their backs
11:30 – The truth about women's "I am woman" captions
12:30 – Creepy guys in the Instagram DMs
13:22 – Why LA weed is too strong now
14:13 – Buying bunk weed from a dealer in an alley
14:55 – I wish weed dealers were also magicians
Produced by
Damon Biviano
Anna Kuenzler
Ricky Winkeller
Presented by
Nomadic Creations www.NomadicCreations.com
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