Comedian Colton Harpie breaks down the reality of dating an Indian girl and shares a hilariously real recording of his chaotic phone call with Macy's customer service. From faking a military background to board a Delta flight early, to discovering his 81-year-old dad's insane Google search history, Colton gets real about the joy of canceled plans and the regret of paying $5 for an OnlyFans.
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00:00 Dating an Indian girl is like customer service
01:00 Calling customer service in another country
01:31 The Macy's customer service rooster recording
03:18 Taking a AAA tow truck instead of an Uber
04:54 The best feeling is when plans get canceled
05:36 Making a fake LensCrafters appointment to bail on it
06:27 Why people in their 80s are the worst with tech
06:42 My 81-year-old dad destroyed his laptop with porn
07:17 Googling local women you know nude
07:44 Why I've been lying a lot lately
08:15 Boarding a Delta flight with a peanut allergy
08:48 Faking being a Marine to board the plane early
09:53 Getting suckered into paying for an OnlyFans account
11:04 Finding out you paid for a flip book of photos
11:36 Arguing with the bank to get my five dollars back
12:08 The biggest takeaways from the show
Produced by
Damon Biviano
Anna Kuenzler
Ricky Winkeller
Presented by
Nomadic Creations www.NomadicCreations.com
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